Will you marry me?

cutthroatpixie:

obisham:

gatewaylesbian:

hannahisawful:

higgitusfiggitus:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking… I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean

(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)

oh my god

“I intended for my plan to go this way”

I HAVE TO DEFEND MY HEAD FROM GETTING ATTACKED BY MINIONS AGAIN

scribbly-z:

Someone take my tablet away from me.

The Lieutenant is the one saying “no,” by the way. I just didn’t draw him cause there’s not a lot of good references of him on the internet and I’m too lazy to find my own. He would have been eating a bowl of cereal if he was drawn in.